Obama Gets Stiches from Basketball Injury

President Obama got 12 stitches after being elbowed in the lip during basketball game. Who elbows the President of the United States? What an idiot! (Unless, of course, the President tried to drive the lane. In which case, he had it coming.)
I’m bringing a class action against the person who fouled President Obama. I have estimated his time is worth $10 million an hour to the American people. These stitches costs us 45 minutes!